The following is something I wrote during the summer break after my first year at university. I put it together as a mailer and sent it to all my university friends. So as to reduce the suspicion it came from me, I drove to Hespeler and used the post office there instead of my local one.
Whale Snot
Some people think it's disgusting. Others think it's revolting. And still others think it's totally and completely useless.
NOT TRUE!!! Whale snot in fact has a great many uses and the first book in the new Slime-Lif™ books series, 1001 Things You Can Do With Whale Snot, tells you all about it.
From gourmet meals to plasticine and car wax to paint remover, this book tells you how to make everything step by step in your own home. Colourful diagrams and photographs provide a visual aid to simplify each process.
With this special offer, the first book is only $19.95. If you aren't satisfied you can return the book within two days and we'll send you another book.
If you keep it, each month you'll receive another new and exciting book for only $19.95.
Clothing from Camel Dung, 101 Ways to Prepare Donkey Saliva, and Wombat Sweat for Fun and Profit are just a few of the exciting books to follow. You'll look forward to receiving each and every book to build your collection.
And, if you act now, you'll also receive, absolutely free, the amazing Slime-Lif™ underwater wall mount calculator. Fully featured with seven buttons and 2.5 digit LED display, this calculator will help you keep track of the money you'll save by owning these fine books. Simply lag it to your wall, seal your house and fill it with water and your calculator is all set to go.
So call now and order your first book, 1001 Things You Can Do With Whale Snot, to start collecting immediately. Here's how:
Send $19.95 to:
Whale Snot
Slime-Lif Books
124369 Nasal St. N.
Boogerville, NY
90000
or call toll free from Zimbabwe
1-800-BIGSNOT
and have your Ed's Diskount Kard ready to charge.
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